WILL ANSWERING QUESTIONS MAKE ME A COOL DAD?

19th May 2013

Post with 5 notes

(I havent forgotten about this blog!)

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Tagged: (out of character bull crap)(TLDR be back next month)(got a job so i can fund him more reliably!!)

11th September 2012

Question with 2 notes

Anonymous asked: omf. you were at a-fest? i must've missed the post ;__;

(no, no. I never made a post about a-fest, whoops v_v crabdad was only out for a little while sunday and monday)

11th September 2012

Post reblogged from WIPs of an aspiring cosplayer with 18 notes

askirlcrab-dad:

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(for those who didnt get the memo, or people who actually sleep at 11 pm)

Tagged: (out of character bull crap)(HIATUS)(rebloging because kinda important i guess?)

Source: askirlcrab-dad

11th September 2012

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Tagged: (out of character bull crap)(why i havent been posting)(hiatus i guess??)(tl;dr crabdad is being redone)

21st August 2012

Photo with 40 notes


FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS GONE FOR SO LONG.
THIS IS THE LAST DAMN TIME I’M GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU ASSHOLES. DON’T GET USED TO ME DOING THE DUMB SHIT YOU SAY. I’M RUNNING THIS BLOG NOT YOU.

FINE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS GONE FOR SO LONG.

THIS IS THE LAST DAMN TIME I’M GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU ASSHOLES. DON’T GET USED TO ME DOING THE DUMB SHIT YOU SAY. I’M RUNNING THIS BLOG NOT YOU.

Tagged: crabdadhomestuckaskirl-crabdad(IM SO SORRY)

30th July 2012

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WHAT’S THAT ABOUT EGBERT’S DAD??
I’M SORRY. I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY NEW BLOODY SNAZZY HAT.

WHAT’S THAT ABOUT EGBERT’S DAD??

I’M SORRY. I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER MY NEW BLOODY SNAZZY HAT.

Tagged: askirl-crabdadcrabdadhomestuck(SPOILER ALERT: he doesnt like it)

21st July 2012

Question with 3 notes

Anonymous asked: who won the giveaway? :O

CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS TO A “CODEXANA” FOR BEING THE LUCKY WINNER OF MY FIRST SHITTY GIVEAWAY. 

Tagged: (thanks for participating everyone!!)(mayve i'll do another one in the future ;D )

20th July 2012

Photoset reblogged from WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! with 940 notes

askirlcrab-dad:

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS. DO YOU LIKE WINNING STUFF YOU DON’T FUCKING NEED? YOU’RE IN LUCK. LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING TO GIVE AWAY THIS ADORABLE LITTLE THING. ASSUMING YOU LIKE LITTLE PIECES OF TRASH, I MADE THIS WITH A PAIR OF FUCKING CLAWS SO DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT SHIT, OKAY.

I ASSUME I HAVE TO PUT RULES HERE TO KEEP YOU ASSHOLES IN LINE, SO HERE IT GOES.

ONE LIKE AND ONE REBLOG FOR EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. ANYMORE THAN THAT AND I’LL KICK YOUR ASS OUT OF THE GIVEAWAY.

UNLESS YOU LIVE ON THE FUCKING MOON, I’M GOING TO SHIP THIS TO WHERE EVERY YOU LIVE. END OF STORY.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG TO ENTER. THIS BLOG IS SHIT, WHY EVEN LOOK AT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I HAVE TO END THIS AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFETIME, SO I AM GOING TO BE PICKING A WINNER IN OVER A MONTH. LET’S SAY JULY 20TH OR SOMETHING. I’M A BUSY LUSUS. I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING WITH MY LIFE.

DON’T BE AN IDIOT, IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS SEND ME A MESSAGE OR SOMETHING.

THIS THING ENDS THE MOMENT I WAKE UP TOMORROW. LATER TODAY? WHATEVER.

NOT THAT THERE’S ANY RUSH. I WONT WAKE UP UNTIL ABOUT 3 IN THE AFTERNOON ANYWAYS.

LAST CHANCE, ASSHOLES.

Tagged: giveaway

26th June 2012

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YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
WHAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW WON’T HURT HER, SO I WON’T TELL HER SHIT.

YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

WHAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW WON’T HURT HER, SO I WON’T TELL HER SHIT.

Tagged: askirl-crabdadcrabdadhomestuck

25th June 2012

Photo reblogged from Dad, are you ships? Yes. Now we are a fandom again with 104 notes

shipping-core:

Ive had this open in MS paint for about 5 er 6 days now
Why did I make this?

shipping-core:

Ive had this open in MS paint for about 5 er 6 days now

Why did I make this?

Tagged: REBLOGRANDOM BULLSHIT(I assumed anythigng crabdad is relevent here)(Im sorry whoops)